[video by hoitytoityofficial. caption: almost heaven]

one good omens image that I keep thinking about is they've retired to a cottage and aziraphales got his comfy little setup with the cushions and a book in hand and a nice little beverage of course, the picture of content, and then he gazes out the window at crowley who is full-body fighting with a lawn mower

The next day Crowley is in snake form, sunbathing with a slight breeze on a cushy pillow. And he glances in the window where the whole kitchen is covered in flour and Aziraphale is screaming at a YouTube baking video in rage

1960 Campbells Beef Broth advertisement

re: the flames of the twitter dumpster fire reaching new unheard of heights, we should adopt the “why should we change he’s the one who sucks” attitude of michael bolton from office space

Bennie Franks would go back to France and set up his own OnlyFans account

that’s it that’s the show

Everyone who thinks it's OK that phones don't have headphone jacks anymore is being cucked by Apple and if you disagree with me and wanna tell me how great Bluetooth and overpriced converter cables that break after an hour are, I will block you because life is short and I'm enjoying being mad about this, actually.